1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:04,125 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,416 ♪♪ 3 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:09,083 (Birds chirp) 4 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,791 (Sleepy sighs) 5 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:16,208 - Good morning. - Hmm. Hi. 6 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,375 - Hi. 7 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:21,791 - Hmm, I don't want to um, alarm you, 8 00:00:21,791 --> 00:00:24,416 but you have an eyelash. 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,083 - Hmm. Can you get it? - Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:31,083 ♪♪ 11 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:32,583 (Viv thuds down heavily) - Oh! 12 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,541 - Oh, my God! - No. God, oh no. 13 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,416 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 14 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,291 - How many clams does a walrus eat every day? 15 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:39,916 - Stop! Okay, Viv! - I do not like this brush! 16 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:41,666 - It's horrible! - Brush your teeth. 17 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,875 - Five thousand clams! - Okay, we're almost done, oh. 18 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:45,541 Astrid: Having kids means having 19 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:47,541 a never-ending to-do list. 20 00:00:47,541 --> 00:00:50,041 Sometimes the list is so long that you get wrapped up in it, 21 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:51,666 like it's an old-school phone cord. 22 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:54,041 James: Or a noose. - That's why the number 23 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:55,875 of intimate moments between you and your partner 24 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:58,291 starts to go down. And I'm not just talking about sex. 25 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,000 Deep conversations - gone. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,375 Spontaneous dates - gone. 27 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,125 - Sex. - I already mentioned that. 28 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:06,166 - Gone. Doing the crossword puzzle together 29 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,916 while you look up answers on your phone, gone. 30 00:01:07,916 --> 00:01:09,541 - You saw that? - Come on. 31 00:01:09,541 --> 00:01:11,125 - Anyway, the intimacy in your relationship 32 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,250 can take a back seat as the number of repetitive, 33 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:16,166 mind-numbing tasks go up. 34 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,333 Astrid: Okay, Viv, come on. 35 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,416 Will you hold still for literally four seconds? 36 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:22,083 I'm almost done. - What time's our meeting? 37 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,208 - 9:30, but I have to drop Viv off at my sister's first. 38 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,541 Viv: Ow-a! You're pulling my hair! 39 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:28,458 - You're pulling my patience! What time is it? 40 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,333 Oh, my God, I gotta go. I gotta get dressed. Take this. Bye! 41 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,583 - Okay, we're gonna do this, guys. Come on, come on. 42 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,541 (Water rushes) - (Spits) 43 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:39,166 - Ugh! - Sorry. 44 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,250 Astrid: As the tasks pile up, the moments to connect dwindle. 45 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,041 James: So, you have to make them count. 46 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:48,083 - Felix, you'd better not be reading a book! 47 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,916 - How you feeling about today? You excited? 48 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:51,500 - I'm nervous! 49 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,958 I haven't been in the office in four years, so. 50 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:55,166 - I can do it myself! 51 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,791 - Um, apparently there's this big, new project 52 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:58,375 they wanna catch me up on so... 53 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:00,208 - Hey, Felix, your bus is here! Let's go! 54 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,166 - So, like when I go back in the fall I can just... 55 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,041 - Your bag. You need your bag. Come on. C'mon, c'mon! 56 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,708 - Bye! - Just-- 57 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:11,833 - Hey. I miss you. 58 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:13,916 - Um... no, I don't, I don't have any. 59 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,666 - Do you think I said tissue? 60 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:17,916 (Pants whack heavily) - You do it!! 61 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:21,166 - Okay, bye! 62 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:23,625 ♪♪ 63 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:28,041 (Phone rings, footsteps approach) 64 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:30,875 (Bag lands heavily) 65 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,833 - Whoa, you look terrible. 66 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,500 - So? 67 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,208 You got glitter all over your face. 68 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:39,541 - It's an unstoppable force. What's goin' on with you? 69 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:41,750 - I had to end it with Penelope last night. 70 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:44,041 - Oh, she seemed smart and cool. What happened? 71 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,416 - Mind games. - Oh yeah? 72 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,458 - Yeah. She was in my head all the time. 73 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:51,458 You know, I'd just be thinking about her nonstop, 74 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:53,583 but not even like hot, naked. 75 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:56,166 We could be at the mall and I'd see a candle, and I'd think, 76 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:58,166 "Oh, Penelope would really like that." 77 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:00,416 - I... I don't think that's mind games. 78 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,541 - This is super weird. A couple days ago, 79 00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:04,458 I almost got hit by a car on my way to work, 80 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:06,500 like two meters to the left I would've been (hands clap). 81 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,708 First thing I thought to do was call her. 82 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:10,666 It's like, get outta my head. 83 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:14,000 - It sounds like you're falling in love with her. 84 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,625 - Well, something's goin' on. 85 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,458 Anyway, I'm gonna update my dating profiles 86 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,125 and drown myself in women. 87 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,833 - I wouldn't be afraid to fall in love, pal. 88 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,500 It's really great. 89 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,000 - Oh yeah? Are you and Astrid still in love? 90 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,958 - Yes! - Really? 91 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:28,416 - Crusher. - Hmm? Is that... that's me? 92 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,875 - Hell yes, it is! 93 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,791 You have been crushing this expansion. 94 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:33,291 Me too. We're both crusher. 95 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:35,125 Hey, Ennis. - That's my regular name. 96 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,958 I know what that means. - Now, James, 97 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:38,791 I'm gonna need you to take over a call with a group 98 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:40,708 of potential franchisees on the west coast, 99 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:43,000 3:00 p.m. Pacific Time. - So, 6:00. 100 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,625 6:00 P.M. our time. 101 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,000 - You have something else going on then? 102 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 - Just my family. - (Laughs) 103 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,625 Exactly. Let me know how it goes. 104 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:53,625 - Wow, Crusher, hey, take me with you when you climb 105 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:55,458 the corporate ladder, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 106 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,333 Well, if he gives me a raise, I'll do whatever. 107 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,708 Maybe some summer we could send the kids away to a camp 108 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:03,166 and Astrid and I can finally finish a conversation. 109 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,791 - Hmm, sounds like somebody's playing mind games with you. 110 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,083 Astrid: Hi. Dawn: Oh, hey! 111 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,083 Viv's upstairs with Corey. 112 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,916 He's just teaching her some basics on the theremin. 113 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:17,916 - A theremin. - Mm-hmm. 114 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:19,750 - Hey, what is that? Is it like a... 115 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,500 like a spooky TV antenna or? 116 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,583 - It's the only instrument you can play without touching. 117 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,833 Hmm. - Yep, that's how I sound 118 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,041 when I haven't been touched in a while. 119 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:32,791 Anyway, how's the uh, vow renewal party planning going? 120 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:35,666 - Super. The catering's all set and Bo's just putting 121 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,375 the finishing touches on the commitment arch. 122 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,583 - Oh. - Oh, how was the meeting? 123 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,416 - I don't know. The reception area looks like a spa. 124 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,000 Everybody's 25 and the only person I recognize 125 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,125 besides Chuck is Bubblegum. - That's a person? 126 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,833 - Yeah, she used to do the Starbucks run. 127 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:51,666 Now she's a Chief Project Planner 128 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,583 who will not respond to Bubblegum. 129 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,166 - People change and grow. 130 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:57,208 You know, I used to hate leaving my desk, 131 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,083 and now, my job takes me all around the world. 132 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,291 - So you can fire people. - Someone has to, Astrid. 133 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,625 People don't volunteer to leave when they've performed poorly 134 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:05,333 or there's a downturn in the market. 135 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,875 - Right. 136 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,000 Well, my job is gonna be completely different. 137 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 They've changed all our graph software 138 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,291 to this like crazy, new... - Alooga? 139 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,875 Yes, Corey mastered it at coding camp last summer. 140 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,333 - Okay, well it just seems like a lot to learn and I'm just, 141 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm worried my brain doesn't work in the same was as it did. 142 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,083 - Well, I think they'd be lucky to have you. 143 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,750 What does James say? 144 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:32,375 - I uh, I haven't had a chance to talk to him about it yet. 145 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,375 - It's always good to share your feelings. 146 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,583 You know, sometimes Bo writes his fears on a napkin 147 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,500 and leaves it in my purse, for me to find. 148 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,125 - Hmm, we need our napkins for spills, 149 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,916 and sometimes as toilet paper. 150 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:49,000 ♪♪ 151 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,541 - Got your text. They only had two percent. 152 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:53,875 (Items clatter) 153 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,166 Hello? 154 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,375 Astrid: In here. 155 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:58,708 (Keys jingle, footsteps thud) 156 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:03,250 - Uh oh. Kids finally break you? 157 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,625 You drop them off at the fire station? 158 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,958 - They're upstairs watching an unboxing video. 159 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,041 I just needed for no one to be talking to me 160 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,958 or touching me or asking me for juice. 161 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:14,791 - Hmm. I guess I can get my own juice then. 162 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,291 - Do you wanna swap the juice for a beer 163 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,125 and help me make dinner? - Yah-huh. 164 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,208 How did it go with Chuck? (Grunts) 165 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,750 - The City might be hosting some of the World Cup games 166 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,458 and so, obviously they're not ready. 167 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,750 (James' phone rings) - Oh, leave me alone. 168 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:32,041 Not you I... have a work call. - Right now? 169 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:34,083 - Yeah. I gotta talk to the Vancouver people 170 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:36,041 and I gotta dominate them or I'm in trouble, I guess. 171 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:38,333 I'm so sorry. Hello? 172 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:41,916 Felix: Mom! The algorithm is getting weird! 173 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,500 - Okay. 174 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,708 ♪♪ 175 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:47,916 (Computer beeps) 176 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,250 James: Felix is finally asleep. 177 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,291 Do you wanna split that last beer? 178 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,541 - Um, you help your son snooze, you lose. 179 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:56,166 - Ah, okay. 180 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,083 Well, I got the consolation prize. 181 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,791 I wanna hear everything about today. 182 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,458 Bubblegum still say "Chai tea" 183 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,208 or has she moved on to coffee? 184 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:06,125 - Yeah, as much as I wanna vent about Bubblegum I, 185 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,000 I have to learn Alooga. - I don't know that means. 186 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,250 - It's ugly and stupid. - Okay, sounds fun. 187 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,416 You know what we should do? We should um, 188 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:15,291 take a little break and catch up on "Project Runway". 189 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:17,833 - Okay, no, can you stop distracting me? 190 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:20,041 You have a real pop-up ad energy right now. 191 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,333 - I just, I just wanna hang out with you. 192 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,458 - I know, I wanna hang out too, but I have to learn this 193 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,083 if I wanna keep up with the 20-year-olds 194 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,000 and the 50-year-olds. - Okay, okay, but Saturday, 195 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,333 we're gonna do some us time. - Oh no, 196 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,708 we have Dawn and Bo's vow thing. 197 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,791 - (Sighs) Viv: Daddy! 198 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,541 Eyes are looking at me! 199 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:40,625 - All right. Well, see you when we retire. 200 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,750 (Footsteps approach) 201 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,416 Marla: Insubordination cannot 202 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:48,625 and will not be tolerated in this organization. 203 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,458 If Mississauga branch won't take down their Easter display, 204 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:52,083 (Items clatter) 205 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,791 ...we'll take it down for 'em! 206 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:56,291 - Yeah, it is a little late for Easter. 207 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,166 - Okay, do they think we're not watching? 208 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,583 Keeping track? Writing down names when the time comes? 209 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,625 - When the time comes for what, exactly? 210 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,916 - This is a goddamn rebellion. Crusher? Crush this! 211 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,708 - I'm on it. I'm gonna send an email worded so strongly 212 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,791 it eviscerates all traces of Easter. 213 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:11,541 - Those decorations won't have a second coming. 214 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:14,916 - That's a really good joke, Marla. 215 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:16,833 - It's great. Okay, clean this up. 216 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,750 - Whew! 217 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,375 - Why is it that Marla doesn't seem to notice 218 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,000 or care that you're on your phone all day? 219 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,916 - Hey, people use their phones or work all the time. 220 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:26,500 You ever hear of Slack? - Are you on Slack? 221 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,958 - No, this is a dating thing. High Bidder. 222 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:31,250 You bid against other users for potential dates. 223 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,208 It's like an auction for attention. 224 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,291 I lost a bunch of money when they got hacked, 225 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,458 but uh, they fixed it. - Dude, that sounds horrifying. 226 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,166 - No, no, no, it's exciting! See, you gotta be strategic. 227 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,208 You can't just bid on every girl 228 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,958 or you run out of bid bucks. 229 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:44,416 Unless of course you get the platinum membership 230 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:47,416 but then oh... oh come on! I got outbid on Zoe. 231 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:50,916 Damnit! Who the hell is HogSalad98? 232 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:52,833 (Frustrated exhale) (Message alert whooshes) 233 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,875 See? Life is short. 234 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,708 You gotta take your shot before it's too late. 235 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,125 (Chair rattles) 236 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,791 Where're you going? 237 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:05,458 - Hey, Marla, I'm gonna tear a strip off 238 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,708 of this guy in person. - Crusher! Crusher! 239 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:10,291 Don't take any egg-scuses. Easter Eggs. 240 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,333 - Yup, yup. - That was good too, Marla. 241 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,833 - I didn't ask you. 242 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,416 (Eerie music) 243 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:20,791 (Dog barks in the distance) 244 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:22,583 Podcast: Then in October, 245 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,666 Moreland left this chilling message on Bethany's phone... 246 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:26,166 - Hello? 247 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,916 Moreland: (Gruff) I have your finger 248 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,791 but it's no good anymore. 249 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:32,375 So, I'm gonna get another one very soon. 250 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:34,458 (Shrieking, heads thump) 251 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,041 - Ow! Ow! - Ah! 252 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,833 - God, what is wrong with you? Why would you do that? 253 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:39,916 - I was trying to surprise you. I wanted to... 254 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:42,916 get some along time with you. Viv: What did you do to Mommy? 255 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,041 - Huh? Oh. - Ah! (Screams) 256 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:46,875 - Oh my, what is she doing home? I thought she was 257 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,291 supposed to be with your mom?! 258 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,041 - Mom cancelled because she got bit by a cat. 259 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,875 - What are you doing with earbuds in? 260 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,000 I could've been a murderer. - I had an eye on her. 261 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,833 - What's a murderer? - Oh, that's a tough one. 262 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,458 Uh, let me start here. 263 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,125 - James, go upstairs and get changed. 264 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,833 - Okay, yes. Okay. - Aw. 265 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,000 - Damnit, I forgot the toilet paper! 266 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,500 ♪♪ 267 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,250 Viv: Got you, Daddy! James: Oh, there she is! 268 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,166 Oh, God, she's bringing me down. Bringing me down. 269 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,083 Mrah! Oh. - Do it again! Do it again! 270 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,166 - Nah, you do me now. - Who wants pancakes? 271 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,666 - I'm not hungry. - Pancakes are gross. 272 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:21,500 I want waffles! 273 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,166 - Well, I wanna take a shower without one of you 274 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,000 opening the bathroom door, but here we are. 275 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,916 Nisha: Knock, knock! - Nannyma! 276 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:29,791 - Oh, hi, Buddy! 277 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:32,625 Oh, don't you look like a pretty princess today, Viv. 278 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,666 - Yeah, she also looks strong and healthy. 279 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:37,166 - And sparkly, like a little treasure. 280 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,791 - Mom, to what do we owe this drop-in? 281 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:42,041 - Well, I was hoping I could borrow the rugrats 282 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,958 for the afternoon. 283 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,958 My friend, Graham, who helped me with my cat bite, 284 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:49,083 mentioned that his church is having a fun fair and well, 285 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,000 I can't go alone. 286 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,916 - Uh, what kinda church are we talkin' about? 287 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:54,916 - They had a float in the Pride Parade. It's all very woke. 288 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,833 - Honestly, I don't care if it's a death cult sing-a-long 289 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,291 Take them. Keep them 'til Dawn's thing. 290 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,666 We could really use the alone time. 291 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,875 - Oh! Okay, okay. Gotcha, right. 292 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,750 Okay, kids, let's get you upstairs and get dressed up! 293 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,083 We're going to confession! Viv: Yay! 294 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,166 - Uh... - Kidding. 295 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,041 You guys relax enjoy yourselves. 296 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:17,583 Light some candles, have a bath. 297 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,208 - Mom, we don't need instructions! 298 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,708 - Okay. Al right, kids. Come on! Let's go! 299 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:24,500 Oh, just wait 'til we're gone before 300 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,166 you have the "adult nap". - Oh, my God. 301 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,250 Okay, kids, can I get a "Praise Jesus!" 302 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,541 ♪♪ 303 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,083 Astrid: When you have young kids, 304 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,958 you take time for yourself wherever you can. 305 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,666 You hide out in the bathroom 306 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,416 or you let them watch a little more TV. 307 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,250 James: Sometimes when I take the recycling out, 308 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,041 I kinda just stand there for a minute. 309 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,416 - That sounds nice. - Oh, the best. 310 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,291 - But when you suddenly come into hours 311 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:47,291 of unplanned free time it can be super stressful 312 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,041 Deciding what to do with it. 313 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,750 - Yeah, you don't wanna waste your free time 314 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,083 so you panic and just start doing... stuff. 315 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,166 Well, the place looks a little bit less disgusting. 316 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,125 - Hmm. - What should we... do? 317 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,250 - Hmm. 318 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,625 ♪♪ 319 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,041 (Taps wooden spoon) 320 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,333 - This is your opening move? 321 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,666 Music? - Oh yeah, that'd be nice. 322 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:13,458 - Okay, what are we lookin' at here? Do we want like, 323 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,083 a Taylor Swift situation, 324 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,750 or like a Cardi B vibe, God willing? 325 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,291 - Is there somewhere in the middle? 326 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,333 - Oh, Pink? I don't know, that just feels wrong. 327 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,208 This is, it's an interesting question that's kind of like 328 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,291 a thought experiment. - James. 329 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,125 - Hmm. Yes, sorry. I just, I want this to be perfect, 330 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,166 but also, who cares. Drum and bass. 331 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,791 (Phone vibrates) 332 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,666 ♪♪ 333 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,750 One more just... quick question. 334 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,833 Did you happen to bring that spoon up here? 335 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,458 By any chance? - Hmm. 336 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,583 Oh! Oh, wow! Wow! Wow! 337 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,416 That was so, so... ooh, so good. So good. 338 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,708 Oh! 339 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,833 - James? - Ahem, hmm, my love? 340 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,958 - Was that what... did you? 341 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:55,500 - Have my mind blown? Yes. 342 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,083 Yeah, that was so, so good. 343 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,708 - Did you just fake that orgasm? 344 00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:02,916 - What are you talking about? 345 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,541 - I can feel things, you know. 346 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,000 Or not, as the case may be. 347 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,750 - Yeah, okay. Here's what probably happened. 348 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,375 I was, I've been practicing a lot of self-love... recently. 349 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,166 - Oh. 350 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,791 - And that's... it reduces the um, output. 351 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,916 - Yes, that must be it. When were you doing that, 352 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:26,208 when you were washing the dishes, or driving to work? 353 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,875 - No. I, um... 354 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,916 fine I was faking it! - Yes, I know! 355 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:36,166 - Well, oh, your face, your face, 356 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,208 it looked like you were somewhere else. 357 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:41,375 Both: (Sigh) 358 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:44,166 - I'm sorry. Yeah, I was distracted. 359 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,125 I got that work text and then it, it got in my head. 360 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,375 - It's fine. It's my fault. 361 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,208 I should've had a playlist queued up. 362 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,291 - No. No, well, drum and bass is very demanding, but no, 363 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,333 I just honestly, I just can't, 364 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,333 I can't stop worrying about work. 365 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,291 - Come on, that's normal. It's fine. 366 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,166 - No, I feel like I'm not ready. I feel like I'm not, 367 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,083 like I'm not cut out for it anymore. 368 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,166 - Look, as someone who works in an office, trust me, 369 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,166 nobody is cut out for it. You are gonna be fine. 370 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,083 - I know I'm gonna be fine, I'm just saying to you 371 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,750 that I'm intimidated to go back. 372 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,958 - You're gonna be amazing. You can do anything. 373 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,333 - What is, what are you doing? What are you, 374 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,833 like one of Viv's t-shirts? You're just saying that 375 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,583 because you don't wanna change the plan. 376 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,916 - (Sighs) Listen... 377 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:25,083 two incomes is a good plan. That's-- 378 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,791 - Because you think that me going back means 379 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,458 that we won't have another baby. Like, I can't do both. 380 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,500 - Oh God. Do we have to talk about this now? Come on. 381 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,166 (Sheets ruffle) 382 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,833 - (Sighs) Do we have a bottle of wine 383 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,875 to take to Dawn and Bo's thing? - No. 384 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,541 I'm sure we'll find something. 385 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,583 (Bottle thuds on counter) (Indistinct party chatter) 386 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,666 - Oh, that's so great. (Theremin whines) 387 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:55,083 - So, this is the theremin. 388 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,125 This controls the volume. 389 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,416 You can also use this to control the volume. 390 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,875 - Well, I hope you two had a productive afternoon? 391 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,666 - I'm gonna go annoy my kids. - Oh, please! 392 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,083 - Who brought the chincy Irish Cream? 393 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,666 - Who knows? You look beautiful. 394 00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,416 - Oh, thank you. Purple. 395 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,833 (Indistinct party chatter) 396 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,583 Dawn: Kids, you have to be careful with that, okay? 397 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,041 Thank you. Thank you for being with us 398 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,708 as Bo and I celebrate our 11th trip 399 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,208 around the sun together. - Woo! 400 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,541 Bo: As we do every year, I'd like to recommit 401 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,708 to the vows we pledged 11 years ago. (Chuckles) 402 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,083 I'd also like to add some amendments. 403 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,875 - Oh. (Guests laugh) 404 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,708 - Hey, hey, easy with the cream puffs. Here, take this. 405 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,250 - Yuck! - (Light chuckles) 406 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,500 - Okay. In sickness and in health, yes, 407 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,166 but also in home renovation purgatory. 408 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,750 - (Guests chuckle) 409 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,750 Dawn: But what is eleven? 410 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,458 Except a couple of ones who decided to stick together. 411 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,416 All: Aw... 412 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,583 ♪ Harbor in a storm ♪ 413 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,250 ♪ A doorway in an earthquake ♪ 414 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,500 ♪ A helicopter in a volcanic eruption ♪ 415 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,625 ♪ A panic room in a riot ♪ - Oh, my God. 416 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,875 Dawn: (Laughs) 417 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,958 Most of you haven't aged a day since the wedding, 418 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:19,666 except of course, our ring bearer, Charlotte. 419 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,833 Woman: Hi, Charlotte. (Phone keys clack) 420 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,916 Bo: Dawn, I know that come what may, 421 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,125 I can never really die as long as I have your love and support 422 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,500 and your paella. - Oh, damnit Bo, 423 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:33,125 why do I let you go first every year? You did it again! 424 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,041 - Oh! - I'm a mess. 425 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,125 Bo, I love you, 426 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,458 and I love our sensible sex life. 427 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,375 - What?! Shh... Both: Cheers! 428 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,291 (Singing in foreign language) 429 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,125 - (Clicks teeth) Oh. 430 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,625 ♪♪ 431 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,583 (Footsteps tap on stairs) 432 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,750 ♪♪ 433 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:04,083 Both: Cheers! (Cork plops in wine) 434 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,375 (Lid rattles) 435 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,375 (Footsteps approach) - (Sniffs) 436 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,916 - Hey, Corey's about to start his theremining. 437 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,791 Saw the set list. 438 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:18,708 He's got a song called "A Tear with Three Sides". 439 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,750 (Flops heavily) 440 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,666 - Should've called it "Criangle". 441 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,166 - Mm-hmm. 442 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,750 (Groans) 443 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,166 - (Sighs) 444 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,333 - I'd love to hear why you're intimidated to go back to work. 445 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,666 - What if I've been out of the data analyst game too long, 446 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,666 and I suck, 447 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,000 and it confirms that I'm only good at being a mom? 448 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,208 - Hmm. 449 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,708 You know, you might suck. 450 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,958 You might make a pie chart so bad it kills thousands. 451 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,916 - Why would I have egg on my face? 452 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:05,333 - But you also might regret not giving it a shot. 453 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,000 You love that job. 454 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,416 - Yeah, I know, 455 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,416 and I know that I'm supposed to want to go back, 456 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,666 and that's why I feel guilty for also 457 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:17,041 stupidly wanting this baby. 458 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,583 - No, it's not stupid. 459 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,750 It's nuts, but it's not stupid. 460 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,791 Trust me, being a great mother is not nothing. 461 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,250 I grew up with my mom yelling at me over "Yandamp;R". 462 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,291 - No. 463 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,875 I can't even imagine your mom shouting. 464 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,541 - You never got between her and her stories. 465 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,833 (Theremin wails in background) 466 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,333 - Oh. Is that a theremin? (Astrid laughs) 467 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,875 - Is that what a theremin sounds like? 468 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,875 - Yes. - That's like a drunk radio. 469 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,375 - Yeah, like a mosquito trying to hypnotize you. 470 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,041 - The kid is so weird. 471 00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:54,500 (Both laughing) 472 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,208 ♪♪ 473 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,291 Astrid: Good night, Viv. James: Good night, Felix. 474 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,541 ♪♪ 475 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,541 Astrid: It's hard to stay connected when the focus 476 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,375 of your relationship goes from one another 477 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,416 to trying to keep your new, tiny humans alive. 478 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,625 But you need to keep making time for those moments 479 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,291 where you can. 480 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,666 ♪♪ 481 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,583 - (Laughs) - Sh-sh-sh. 482 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,666 James: And it doesn't just mean sex. 483 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,458 It could be any kind of connection - 484 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,333 a look, a conversation. 485 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,500 Astrid: Or a pretty freakin' sweet role in the hay 486 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,750 that you sneak in at a party without anyone knowing. 487 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:33,250 James: About that... I think they may figure it out. 488 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,250 - (Laughs nervously) 489 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,833 - Ugh! - Ew! 490 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,291 ♪♪ 491 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,625 - Okay. Yeah. - Hmm. 492 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,583 - Mm-hmm. Thank you. 493 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,541 Don't look at me. 494 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:51,916 ♪♪ 495 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:54,166 That's a mouthful of cheese. (Glasses clink) 496 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,500 - You're welcome. - (Laughs) 497 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,250 - Thought you'd like that. - Mm-hmm. 498 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,250 It's gonna take me a second. - (Laughs) 499 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,041 (Theremin music) 500 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,166 ♪♪ 501 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:24,291 ♪♪ 502 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,916 ♪♪